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31st-Jan-2006 02:02 pm
I just saw a guy taking a dump in the bushes, right at the corner of Castro and Market. And the public toilet was just across the street.

I wish I'd thought to use my phone to snap a pic. I could have become a famous citizen journalist.
31st-Jan-2006 10:17 pm (UTC)
I've seen the aftermath of public defecation ( . o O "telling-myself-that-was-just-a-really-large-dog-just-keep-walking"), but not the actual act.



and in broad daylight too.
31st-Jan-2006 10:20 pm (UTC)
Hey, that's my usual spot!
31st-Jan-2006 10:39 pm (UTC)
Just be careful using the bushes on Castro next to Pottery Barn. You might want to try the Pink Triangle park next time.
31st-Jan-2006 10:29 pm (UTC)
really, being able to summon a high pressure jet of water on command would be useful. :)
31st-Jan-2006 10:34 pm (UTC)
Power Word: GEYSER!
31st-Jan-2006 11:03 pm (UTC)
EW. Last spring my sister and I were in West Hollywood, and we passed a woman doing #2 in some bushes next to the sidewalk on Santa Monica. Now I'm remembering visuals I'd rather have kept in the big black filing cabinet of forgetfulness. I'm kind of gagging, too. Thanks for that. :)
31st-Jan-2006 11:32 pm (UTC)
I dunno...

After my trip to India, I doubt I'll ever be all that put off by the sight of public defecation or the aftermath. Everything there is pretty much covered in a fine veneer of shit. As the book title goes "Everyone Poos". The monkeys, the cows, the water buffalo (I saved one European girl from having a giant pile of water buffalo poop fall on her shoes. Nothing like seeing the ominous dilation of a water buffalo sphincter right before the release), the dogs, the people.

I remember at one point trying to step gingerly over a bazillion different sized turds in the middle of the street. This man saw my odd traipsing and started laughing, exclaiming "Why so worried? It's just shit!"
1st-Feb-2006 05:43 am (UTC)
man i cant believe anyone saw me! i thought i was soooo slick. lol. so hey what are the details for the sign language thing that goes on tomorrow?
1st-Feb-2006 05:50 am (UTC)
LOL. If that was you, you've got the whitest black ass on the planet :-)

The ASL thing was tonight I think. Take a peek at sneeper's LJ - he had a post on it in the last week or two. I was busy with a dinner thing tonight so I missed it. Maybe next week. Though this coming Friday is the monthly Deaf Gay Coffee Social at Muddy Water's on Valencia. I used to go to that a lot when I was taking ASL classes. It's a good place to go hang and practice your signing (even if you're not deaf or gay).
1st-Feb-2006 07:17 am (UTC)
Aw! I almost could've met you there!
1st-Feb-2006 02:19 pm (UTC)
You were at Morning Due last night? Dang! Well, maybe next week...
1st-Feb-2006 06:47 pm (UTC)
No, at deaf coffee. I was also taking asl classes. :P
1st-Feb-2006 02:19 pm (UTC)
Ooops, Muddy Waters on CHURCH, not Valencia. D'oh. Stupid brain.

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