
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In May, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon
ex_nihilo (65 points). In June, I exposed
gres02 to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In April, I stopped
pegasussf from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In October, I fed
jensenpoet to a Shoggoth (250 points). In February, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In July, I recruited
tygerversionx as a new cultist (30 points).
In short, I have been very good (675 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In December, I sacrificed
moose8556 to Cthulhu (500 points). Last week, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In June, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In May, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In November, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In March, I recruited
sierra_nevada as a new cultist (30 points).
In short, I have been very good (720 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
redarius
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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In October, I stopped
lafillefrancais from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In February, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon
feenixboy (65 points). In November, I fed
paigez to a Shoggoth (250 points). Yesterday, I exposed
atwookie to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Last week, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In May, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).
In short, I have been very good (670 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
ohdannyboi
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