Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In May, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon ex_nihilo (65 points). In June, I exposed gres02 to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In April, I stopped pegasussf from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In October, I fed jensenpoet to a Shoggoth (250 points). In February, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In July, I recruited tygerversionx as a new cultist (30 points).
In short, I have been very good (675 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant, soundofthemoon
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