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the times that never were 
7th-Dec-2005 08:07 am
I thought this was very cute. No, I'm not just being a comment whore! I'm looking forward to seeing what people make up. Thanks gervasius!

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your journal and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you!
7th-Dec-2005 04:23 pm (UTC)
I'll always remember that week we spent on the yacht sailing the Mediterranean; balmy days followed by hot, steamy nights and the way the stars reflected in your dreamy eyes.
7th-Dec-2005 08:18 pm (UTC)
Oh yes, that was such a great week. I think the cabin boy was so jealous we never asked him for anything but drinks and meals.
7th-Dec-2005 04:50 pm (UTC)
I remember when you first posted in my journal....

And I was all "Who the hell is this?" And you were all, "I'm the guy who's gonna sue your ass for using my photos!" and I was like "Fuck that! I didn't see any copyright!" and you countered "Bitch! I will cut you!" and people on my friends list jumped in and people on your friends list jumped in and it ignited the great LJ flamewar of '05 with the whole community divided, eventually making national headlines and sparking topics of debate worldwide until someone simply posted "Hey you two! You're just being silly!" And then we made amends over pizza and porn.

Ah...good times.

Yeah, I'm in a silly mood today :P
7th-Dec-2005 08:21 pm (UTC)
Me? Silly? It's a good thing I'm such a sucker for pizza and porn, or we'd never have written that musical together. Oh, did you ever find someone to take some real pics instead of stealing mine? hahaha
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7th-Dec-2005 08:23 pm (UTC)
OMG I did NOT pee on her hair! You were just so drunk that's what you thought happened. Actually I dumped my orange julius on her tragic doo. You've really got to stop drinking in the parking lot like that.
7th-Dec-2005 07:02 pm (UTC) - Do you remmember that time when ...
we had a mundane dinner. I cooked, you made a gentle beat on a soft drum. Things went pretty smoothly, pleasant conversation, sincere compliments, and tasteful flirting.

As the candles burned down to the bottom of their pedestals, we retired to the foyer.

Pressed closely together, the candle light now out, the moon light gives form to our two silhouettes - now one.

I don't remember who lit the fire in the fire place, but I remember the warmth flowing over us as we recanted exploits of the year past. Each one of us taking turns telling stories. The laughter! The tears. The passion.

When I awoke the next day to an empty bed, I thought for a moment that it was all a dream, then the cold cruel reality settled in ...
7th-Dec-2005 08:25 pm (UTC) - Re: Do you remmember that time when ...
At least I didn't lose my soul to a gypsy curse and turn into an evil vampire! Oh yeah, when you carry a torch for someone, you're not supposed to use it to set his house on fire.
7th-Dec-2005 09:41 pm (UTC)

It was like 1974 at the height of Roler-skating Disco. You were there with your friends in your white lesiure suit. I had on my 5ft-diamater bellbottom and my afro hair. You were skating with that chick, Mitsy, I think and she was all over you like cheap licra. I was with Donna and she must of been on the rag because she was a royal bitch.

Remember we lost the skate of too Rick the geek from the math squad. At least I got lucky that night.
8th-Dec-2005 02:08 am (UTC)
HAHAHA I love you so much :-)
8th-Dec-2005 07:03 am (UTC)
I remember the time that some drag queens picked us up on the side of the road and drove us to Tijuana. Good times, but lately i've been receiving letters in the mail asking for "dinero para su bebé" don't know what THATS about but i'm not too worried. . .
8th-Dec-2005 07:37 am (UTC)
I remember when we first met.

You told me to meet you by the tree, and I did, but you didn't go.

I was wearing a li'l blue leotard and was eating a hamburger, but you sent your mafia man over to come beat me up. He even took my fwench fwies! :(

Then, I saw you on the news, and you were all naked, and you were like, "SEE, Megatropolis, I CAN TOO do the hokey pokey!"

Then, you passed out.
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