I found this great quiz at the CthulhuLives site. So funny I was laughing so hard I couldn't see. Like...
Q: Frank says, "That Bob, he's a deep one." You take that as
a) a compliment
b) a reason to shoot Bob
c) a reason to shoot Frank
Your SaniTest(TM) Results
Your score is: 112
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.INSANITY INDEX 5.91
Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Sorry to say it, but your score suggests that you are phobic. This can be a debilitating condition, but there are various effective forms of therapy. Some phobic patients compensate for their fears by becoming extremely aggressive, recklessly daring, and/or profoundly annoying. Others who scored at this level include puritan scourge Cotton Mather and folksy entertainer Andy Griffith.