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it's official 
2nd-Sep-2005 11:47 am
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redarius is now officially married. He's choosing a weekend of housecleaning over attending a kickass pool party in Santa Cruz with cute boys, malt beverages, hottub and BBQ. Someone check and see if it's below freezing in Hell yet.

Anyone else interested in a day trip to Santa Cruz tomorrow for pool party frolic?
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2nd-Sep-2005 07:56 pm (UTC)
You forgot to mention the "old, naked hippies"... ;)

But yes, I admit it .. since the pregnant welfare mother in my household isn't doing anything resembling cleaning .. I've gotta do it myself. Plus it's more than time to get the garage taken care of.

I'll make up for my missed debauchery somehow, I'm sure.
2nd-Sep-2005 08:28 pm (UTC)
When you and cutenyeboi get matching "promise" cockrings from that place on 18th near Castro and send out notices that the two of you have registered at Citizen for your impending joining ceremony, the rest of us will have a proper wake for The Ira That Was :P

I hear if you drink too much Santa Cruz water you become a hemp wearing lesbian.. best to avoid that and work on the garage.
2nd-Sep-2005 09:58 pm (UTC)
oooh you know i'm never wearing a stainless steel cockring ever again. >_<;
2nd-Sep-2005 09:59 pm (UTC)
Go Go Gadget Dremel!
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