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full-service stalking 
23rd-Aug-2005 02:38 pm
Just saw this on the SecondLife forums:

FF: What, I finally have a stalker now? 'Bout time!

JC: This is just a sample of our stalking. If you wish to pay for full-service stalking, you can expect these great features:
- Glimpses of your stalker whenever you get to feeling too relaxed.
- Rifled trash on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
- Melancholy, obsessed poetry made from magazine clippings slipped under the door, and occasionally placed in dressers and closets!
- Unexpected photographs of your most private moments.
- And much, much more!
Thanks for your interest!
24th-Aug-2005 09:57 pm (UTC)
Second life bothers me.,
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