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mad science 
6th-Aug-2005 09:51 am
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Someone I know just said she couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time. So I made the following prediction:

Someday they'll have nanotech gum that will take over your brainstem and manage ambulation for you so you can concentrate on chewing.

What other silly things should we get those mad scientists working on? I mean, now that we have the cryonic dog poop removal system, what is next?

Ideas? What's your dream gadget?
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6th-Aug-2005 04:59 pm (UTC)
i'd like the following gadget:

you push a button, and an old lightweight Beatles track is played, nice 'n loud, in your dwelling - something pop and up, like "I Call Your Name" or "Please Please Me" or "I'm Happy Just To Dance With You".....when the song is over, your entire apartment is magically CLEAN and immaculate.
6th-Aug-2005 08:10 pm (UTC)
Oh, that's awesome. I want one too!
8th-Aug-2005 05:50 pm (UTC) - self-cleaning biofloors
I like the idea of genetically-engineered carpet: maybe a nice green crabgrass variant that magically soaks up spills, cleanses the room of pet hair, dust mites, and mud, and pulls CO2 from the air while releasing oxygen.
9th-Aug-2005 03:30 am (UTC) - Re: self-cleaning biofloors
hi stranger! welcome to my journal. do you ever update yours? :-)

I like carpet grass, and it's sure silly enough for me. I think Heinlein used it in at least one of his novels too. I'd like to get the variety that can also provide a foot massage for my party guests who are standing around fertilizing it. It's too bad I'm allergic to grass.
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