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17th-Oct-2004 03:44 pm
Question: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to replace a lightbulb?

Answer: 10...

1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb;

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they either favor changing the
lightbulb or support darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a
step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished";

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally "in the dark";

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had
a strong lightbulb-changing policy all along; and

10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing in a
lightbulb and screwing the country.
17th-Oct-2004 05:17 pm (UTC)
17th-Oct-2004 05:18 pm (UTC)
very funny!

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